My Story, Not only my story, but everyone's story. Options

[MrWonx]

*Rules: This was our munchkin story before there was munchkin. You set your powers, abilities, pretty much how you interact with the world. Pre-existing characters can come back, but all canon will be dropped to make way for new characters (the Wal-Mart hasn't taken to the sky, for example, and Wonx has yet to get his minions - Jay and Silent Bob). You ARE allowed minimal interaction with other peoples characters, as long as A. They don't over-rule your post with their own, and B. You keep it to minimum changes in their story. This is a very tong and cheek posting game.*

*Wonx stares at his alarm clock*

Wonx: 11am is too early . . .

*Wonx goes back to sleep*

(Yes, that's about how it always starts)

[Hawkeye]

*Hawkeye picks up his phone and calls Wonx*

[MrWonx]

~answers the phone~

Wonx: Hello?

Hawkeye: Hey!

Wonx: Hello??

Hawkeye: Wonx, it's Hawkeye . . .

Wonx: Hello?!?!?

Hawkeye: You better not . . .

~click~

...

~Ring~

Wonx: Hello?

Hawkeye: Your a bastard.

Wonx: I know.

[HypnoToad]

Hypno gets up and checks his email...
Spam, Spam, Spam, get a bigger penis in just two w-Spam.
Wait, one from Wonx...

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye to Wonx: Better be careful, I heard that DK was on the loose again. Anyway I have "things" to do before the meeting. Talk to you later.

Wonx: Later.

*Hangs up phone*

[MrWonx]

*Wonx goes to get his Monkey repelant*

Wonx: I wonder if Wizbang and Hypno got my e-mails

*Wonx's E-mail - Get a bigger penis in 2 weeks*

Wizbang: The son of a b*** is forwarding me his spam mail . . .

[AngelSsorrows]

~Angel Looks up at the clock its almost 11am, Thinks "Wonx will be
getting up soon... maybe... I better start thinking about breakfast"
she sits there ad thinks for a moment and snaps her fingers and a
large array of breakfast foods suddenly appear on a very large table
that takes up most of the apartment. "That should do it she thinks to
her self" and goes back to reading. A while later Wonx comes out from
the bedroom and makes his way to his computer. Angel looks up from
her book and smiles, she gets the sleepy head nod as Wonx sits down at
his computer and starts checking his email. Angel thinks, " Well there
goes that idea... Ewwww! He smells like ass! He must be using monkey
repellent again." Angel snaps her fingers and all the food and the
table disappears in to thin air. Angel then goes back to reading her
book. "It must be too early to come over for a visit,” She thinks to
herself as flips the page~

[MrWonx]

Wonx: What are you doing in my house?

Angel: How's that any way to treat a guest? And after I slaved over a hot stove all morning to . . .

Wonx: No you didn't . . .

Angel: Fine, I didn't but that still doesn't excuse you for being ru-

Wonx: Plothole

Angel: -de

~Angel's outside Wonx's apartment, staring at the front door~

Angel: Grrrr . . .

Wonx: ~sitting at computer, sipping coffee~ What's new in the new today . . . explosions, riots, corrupt politicians . . . nothing new. On to webcomics.

(sorry hypno - skimmed everything real quick before last post - thought wizbang wrote the e-mail joke. I fixed it to make sense)

[Hawkeye]

~Hawkeye sits down at his computer~

Hawkeye: Let's see.... What to do...

~scans for unsecured WiFi networks.... 5 found~

Hawkeye: All right, now I can start on my plans for world domination by using the neighbors unsecured WiFi.

~Connecting to power grid~

~shutting down the power at Wonx's Apartment Building~

[MrWonx]

Wonx: Forwarding spam . . .

~Power goes Out~

Wonx: -_-

~checks breakers, everything's fine~

Wonx: Ok, now what . . . must I . . .*GASP* go outside?

~opens front door~

Angel: You've decided to let me in?

Wonx: Come with me . . .

~both walk down the street, Wonx's skin sizzling under the first sun contact in years~

[AngelSsorrows]

~looks around and sees that she is now outside~

Angel: Fucking plot hole.....

~she lays down on the grass pulls out a nail file and starts to file her nails. a few moments later Wonx comes out of the house and asks her to come with him. she begrudgingly agrees, as they start off down the street. they only make it a few feet when Angel stops~

Angel: I need Coffee

Wonx: So make it.

Angel: I can't my coffee is terrible, i'll get some from here

~points to a coffee shop and drags Wonx in, where they stand in line for 20 min. before being served~

Angel: I'll have a double nonfat caramel dream swirl with lots of foam and half lce, hold the cinnamon go extra on the nutmeg plenty of cream little bit of sugar not the fake liquid stuff the real sugar in the raw, extra steamed milk with lots of whip cream on the side and so help me go if you don't tipple the card board sleeve i will rip your eyes out and shove them up your coffee steamer. got it? Anything for you Wonx?

Wonx: Ice water with lemon.

~they then wait another 10 mins. for the coffee jock to stop crying and rocking back and forth while having a mental breakdown about how he should have been a dentist. he finally pulls himself together and makes their drinks~

Angel: Thank you ~As her cup is handed to her, she smiles and walks outside waiting for Wonx to get his drink. and few moments pass and Wonx is handed his drink~

Wonx: thanks ~ as he turns to leave~

Coffee Jock : Wait a Sec! its going to be 10.50 for your drink!

Wonx: 10.50 what the hell?!? It's just water!

Coffee Jock: Yeah its 2.00 for the lady's drink and 8.50 for your water.

~Wonx grumbles and throws the guy some change enough to equal his bill and stalks out of the coffee shop to find Angel calmly standing outside sipping her drink~

Wonx: Theses places are all over priced.

[Bento]

*Bento is sitting at her computer...ignoring the world and playing Billy VS Snakeman*

Bento: ARRRRRRRGH! Ran out of Stamina again! *pouts* Guess Ill take a break and see what hawk is up to.
*Wanders into the other room where Hawkeye is and looks over his shoulder*

Bento: What are you doing?

Hawkeye: STUFFS. And THINGS.

Bento: As long as you dont fuck with my internet access....carry on then.

(This post brought to you by evil boyfriend threatening to take away my rainbow bar of rainbowness if I didnt post before midnight)

[MrWonx]

Wonx: This sucks . . .

Angel: Well you did just order a water . . .

Wonx: No, I mean the sun. Too bright out here . . .

*meanwhile, in a hidden base somewere*

???: Mwahahaha ~cough cough weeze gasp~ Wow, ok, breath . . .

~shadowy figure walks over to giant window~

???: Soon my plan will come to fruition . . .

[Alfalfa Rage]

Shadowy figure - All in due time.

Alfalfa - You Again!?

*Alfalfa Hits the shadowy figure with a Phone Book, nocking him to the ground.*

Alfalfa - My window. Mine. Not yours.

Shadowy Figure - urg

Alfalfa - Now, to put my plan into play..

*Queue Dramatic Music*

[MrWonx]

Wonx: Ow!

Angel: What?

Wonx: I just sensed the presence of our first villain. It's kinda like brain freeze, only not.

Angel: You make no sense whatsoever . . .

Wonx: I do to me . . .

[AngelSsorrows]

~looks at Wonx and shrugs~

Angel: So where exactly are we going?

Wonx: I...Eh.. Ah... i have no idea...

Angel: So, your clueless?

Wonx: not really i just am not sure in what direction to go.

Angel: Well we could start where all the evil villian hang out.

Wonx: And you of course know where that is.

Angel: Well yeah. it's the most horrible place on earth Olive Garden. the bread sticks suck and the wait staff is handsy, and the service sucks. it's where all the evildors go to eat. follow me.

~Wonx reluctantly follows Angel for the next few moments until they come to an Olive Garden, they go inside and are seated at a booth and handed menus~

Angel: I'll have the ice tea with lemon no Sugar or sweetener or I'll stab you in the shins with my fork and find a useful way to use the lobster claw cracker on your body parts. and keep your damn hands where i can see them! ~Angel then shoos the waiter away before he can get Wonx's order, Angel then turns to Wonx~

Angel: now we wait. on yeah by the way.. can you get this? i left my money in my other pair of pants in the far realm, and it would be rude not to order something.

~Wonx begrudgingly agreed as they stat there waiting~

[Nevaeh Bluden]

Nevaeh looks up from her menu at the new patrons at the Olive Garden, hoping it was the evil villian she was looking for. Alas, it was Angel and Wonx. She chomps on a hard breadstick, then sets it aside. She reaches in her back pocket and pulls out a desk bell. Then she begins ringing it obnoxiously loud.

"HEY WAITER, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A HALF HOUR WAITING FOR SERVICE, WHAT THE ASS?!"

Then for shits and giggles, she chucks the half-gnawed breadstick at Wonx's head.

[Alfalfa Rage]

The waiter emerges with an oversized mustache that doesn't match his hair color and a floppy chef's hat.

Possibly Alfalfa in disguise: Yes Madam, I am so very sorry about the serivce, let me give you a refill on breadsticks to throw at that man over there.

[Nevaeh Bluden]

"Most excellent sir with the suspicious mustache!"

Nevaeh reaches into her pocket and pulls out a little gray mouse. "Here, hold onto this."

[Alfalfa Rage]

*(possibly)Alfalfa Takes The Mouse and holds it in his hands.*

Alfalfa: I shall name him Yuri.. He will grow strong and be the end of you all!

*Dramatic Music*

Nevaeh: What?

Alfalfa: I said that I have to make Urine, it's not wrong in the bathroom stall.

Nevaeh: You bother me. Go away.

Alfalfa: okay..

*Meanwhile, a few tables away*

Wonx: Ohh, you know that head feeling I talked about earlier?

Angel: You mean getting bread thrown at your head?

Wonx: No, the one that means the villian is doing something evil. I think it's happening again.